I really like this song and Vampire Weekend but I really love Horchata! Probably one of the best drinks ever in the history of ever and forever...
I came up on a really funny website that archives and randomly generates horrible poems called " Very Bad Poetry" Here is a horrible poem dedicated to Horchata...
I Wish I Had a Horchata Dispenser
PRUNELLA JONES
I wish I had a horchata dispenser
and I can tell you why.
I love that milky rice drink
it keeps my throat from feeling dry.
If I had a horchata dispenser
I would gulp it down all day.
And then make sure to brush real good
since I worry about tooth decay.
Horchata is so yummy
so creamy sweet and white.
Unlike diet Coke it's caffeine free
and it kicks butt over Sprite.
Why is Starbucks everywhere?
Their drinks smell like burnt ass.
Horchata is cheaper and a much better deal
plus the cinnamon helps prevent gas.
So, I wish I had a horchata dispenser.
Some day I will I hope.
Because the stuff they sell at the grocery store
kinda tastes like liquid soap.
and I can tell you why.
I love that milky rice drink
it keeps my throat from feeling dry.
If I had a horchata dispenser
I would gulp it down all day.
And then make sure to brush real good
since I worry about tooth decay.
Horchata is so yummy
so creamy sweet and white.
Unlike diet Coke it's caffeine free
and it kicks butt over Sprite.
Why is Starbucks everywhere?
Their drinks smell like burnt ass.
Horchata is cheaper and a much better deal
plus the cinnamon helps prevent gas.
So, I wish I had a horchata dispenser.
Some day I will I hope.
Because the stuff they sell at the grocery store
kinda tastes like liquid soap.
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