This dude seriously makes me laugh all fucking day! He tweets the funniest and most inappropriate things. Here are some of my most recent favorites but if you go back and look at his old tweets you will laugh your ass off or throw up or think I'm fucked up for loving him...
I'm so drunk right now I would fuck Samantha Ronson
Every so often I like to post this photo to remind you of the most confusing/ awesome/ awful shit you've ever seen http://mypict.me/FRkQ
I can't belive Patrick Swayze is gonna be on "The View" next week, too bad he can only talk to Whoopi Goldberg. Too soon?
Very soon I'm tweeting a cellphone video of me getting a blowjob on a boat going 100 mph from an ugly Jewish girl who looks like Jon Lovitz
Maybe Kanye West will grab the microphone at Patrick Swayze's funeral and be like "Michael Jackson had the best death of the year!" Zing! He posted this and it became a trending topic! hAHahHA
Just changed 20 computer backgrounds at Best Buy to this photo. Dont act like thats not funny http://yfrog.com/0gw3bj LOOK AT THIS PIC!
FOLLOW @THEFATJEW !!!!!
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